paid-in-starbucks:

Pretending to do work when the teacher walks by

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Sep 23 21:46 with 1,522 notes
me: *is accidentally cute as fuck*

(Source: gaypos)

Sep 23 21:44 with 21,923 notes
I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
― My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

Sep 23 21:40 with 118,033 notes

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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Sep 23 20:57 with 164,959 notes
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